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Coming soon to a cinema near you: Catch Me If You Nkandla
ANC this, DA that, Agang this, EFF that. I’ve had politics up to my eyeballs. I’m all Zuma’d out, I’ve hit my Juju-quote quota and I’ve reached my Zille threshold. The best way to escape the political world is a … Continue reading
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Tagged Blade Runner, Helen Zille, Jacob Zuma, Jacob Zuma movies, movie puns, political movie puns, Ronnie Kasrils, SARS Wars: Return of the Juju, schabir shaik, schabir spotting, Sharon Stone, south african spoof movie titles, spoof movie titles, The Hempire Strikes Back, Zuma
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Doctor’s orders, general disorder and two sick MPs (finish and klaar)
Minutes of the meeting of the Medical Parolee Support Group (MPSG) Schabir Shaik: I call the meeting of the Medical Parolee Support Group to order. Who is present? Jackie Selebi: Did you say present? I told the judge I didn’t … Continue reading
Cons of joining the pro parolees
Dear Jackie Congratulations. You nailed it. Getting medical parole just before a massive sporting weekend was genius. Like a hole in one. The counter-revolutionaries were so busy gushing about Three-Ton Amla and Four-Major Els they forgot to be outraged about … Continue reading
An X-Rayted look at the Big Bang
“Replace sex toy, damaged instrument,” says my mistress. Woah! What? Shhhh. I look around to see who has heard her and spy a guy from the Film and Publication Board. “Be careful,” I warn, “this sort of dirty talk could … Continue reading
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Tagged Brett Murray, Daily Voice, Film and Publication Board; The Spear, giant radio telescope, How many children has President Zuma fathered?, julius malema, kim kardashian homemade porn video, mysteries of the universe, schabir shaik, sex toy crossword clue, Shaik's Spear, SKA, The Blade calling The Spear cutting edge, The Blade Nzimande
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It’s a close call as I get (s)hut up
I’m detained in the joint. I’m caged in the slammer. I’m locked up in the big house. I’m sure it’s going to be more of a Schabir-sized incarceration than a Mandela-sized stretch, but doing time is doing time. It’s Sunday … Continue reading
Stroke of genius
I have a confession to make: sometimes I wear spandex. On Sunday I climbed on to my trusty steed and took part in the Not-The-Cape-Times Pick n Pay Cycle Tour. I nearly didn’t make it on to my bike, though. … Continue reading
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Tagged Argus, Cape Argus Pick n Pay Cycle Tour, cryptic crossword, golf, golf puns, schabir shaik
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If the shoe fits… put it in mouth
I was on my way to the airport when I saw a Cape Times poster: “Foot in mouth hits South Africa”. There must be something in the water because this unfortunate disease is spreading in our fine land. I wondered … Continue reading
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Tagged charlie sheen, charliesheen, cryptic crosswords, foot in mouth, gaddafi, jimmy manyi, kuli roberts, libya, muammar, schabir shaik, tripoli
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Tiger would look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two… dozen
It was the public relations coup of the year. The Cycle Tour had HollywoodA-lister Matt Damon in the bag. They’d managed to persuade the actor to take a break from his on-screen duties to sit on a saddle. The problem … Continue reading