Monthly Archives: May 2014

Coming soon to a cinema near you: Catch Me If You Nkandla

ANC this, DA that, Agang this, EFF that. I’ve had politics up to my eyeballs. I’m all Zuma’d out, I’ve hit my Juju-quote quota and I’ve reached my Zille threshold. The best way to escape the political world is a … Continue reading

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Sommer salts for doctor who nose his salt

I prepare the white chemical. Not too much. I take a deep breath. Lift it to my nostril… I pause. Is this a good idea? What the hell, I think, and snort. Kapow! Yowzah! Yarooo! The chemical smacks the back of … Continue reading

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Juju’s plans for South EFFrica

The big surprise of the election, so the pundits tell us, is EFF securing a million-and-some votes. But what now for Julius Malema’s party? Angry Utterances’ reporter Drag Queen Leia (9,4) hacked into Juju’s cellphone and e-mail to bring this … Continue reading

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