Monthly Archives: November 2011

The ANC takes the cake

 “Have you done your chore?” The Shrink asks. I grunt in a neutral kind of way and half nod, half shake my head. I have no idea how to answer her question because I don’t have the foggiest clue what … Continue reading

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Guess which ‘youth’ will replace Juju as ANC Youth League president

Print journalism is going the way of the Walkman, stamps and the National Party. Newspapers are about as healthy as Greece. Every time a computer geek gets up to launch a spanking-new cutting-edge gizmo, newspapers edge closer to Dodoism. Soon … Continue reading

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Wines2Whales Puff Adder opens up a can of worms

  Day one on the Wines2Whales! I wake up and my heart’s pounding so hard it might burst out of my chest. My anxiety is caused by an approaching rendezvous with a puff adder. Not a puff adder; The Puff … Continue reading

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Halloween spook a no show, but Winnie rings Zuma’s bell

Witches, zombies, glow-in-the-dark skeletons, ogres, vampires and one princess in a pink frock are swarming Rondebosch. It’s Monday night and the Shrink has Khwezi (the vampire) and Rachel (the pink princess) ringing doorbells and gathering loot. My job is to … Continue reading

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