Monthly Archives: December 2011

All Juju wants for Christmas …

End of December hold-up freaked out Santa’s red-nosed helper (7) Dear Santa Floyd says you don’t exist, but that’s only because he has dropped one too many F-bombs this year and knows you won’t be visiting him. Now that I … Continue reading

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Are you suffering from Password Traumatic Stress Disorder?

“LEPSAE.” I punch the letters, my password, into the machine. The machine hums. Declined. The woman behind the counter looks at me. “Try again?” “EASPLE.” Declined. This time the woman raises an eyebrow. The breath of the man behind me … Continue reading

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Cattle boer’s bellow! Crazy male (7)*

  Dear Floyd This morning I realised that my political future is truly over – it’s finished and klaar. I had to find a new job. But what? I needed advice from someone I respect so I phoned Oom Gwede. … Continue reading

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