Monthly Archives: February 2013

Zuma’s quest for charisma

After Jacob Zuma’s State of the Nation address the opposition accused him of being dull, tedious, dreary, monotonous, repetitive, repetitive and boring. His spokesman shot back, saying any criticism against the Prez was merely racism. One naughty DA MP compiled … Continue reading

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Big Guy Beliebs in a Pope-ular future after Mass protest

What was the real reason behind the pope’s resignation? We hacked into secret Twitter messages between @God and @Pontifex to bring you the exclusive scoop. @Pontifex: @God, the best thing about being The Pope is my hotline to you. It’s … Continue reading

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My walk of shame

The cycling commute is full of challenges… most notably, the lycra-clad office walk. I can’t sleep. I’ve broken out in a fever. My heart races. My palms are damp. I wipe away the sweat moustache on my upper lip. Tomorrow … Continue reading

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Commercial crimes rife as SA jumps on the ANC brandwagon

President Jacob Zuma has announced the formation of a specialised police unit to flush out Commies. “Evil Commies are undermining our democracy and threatening the moral fibre of our country. Commies are the insurgents behind the recent anti-ANC commie-mercials,” the … Continue reading

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Dear President Zuma

Can I call you Prez? I have an idea the marketing guys call “win-win”. Let’s face it, you need me and I need you. You may want to sit down for this one. Okay, here goes: you should adopt me. … Continue reading

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