Monthly Archives: April 2011

Vodacom backs Juju (& other party sponsors revealed)

The search is on for a new name for our national soccer team. According to Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula, “The boys” is just not intimidating enough. He suggests finding a new name that would strike fear into the hearts of … Continue reading

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Solving clues from every ankle

I know three things about him: he has a tattoo, he is an addict and he’s stalking me. My stalker is a word addict with a tattoo of a crossword grid on his ankle. He – if he really is … Continue reading

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Cape Times ditches fuddyduddies and pioneers ‘Smiley-Face Journalism’ :-)

I’m breaking ranks with the startling revelation I’m about to make. I have no choice: I must blow the whistle. I have learnt that the Cape Times is planning to spike the cryptic crossword puzzle. Today is the last day … Continue reading

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