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Monthly Archives: June 2014
State of the indigNation and the other SONAs you didn’t get to hear…
This week President Jacob Zuma delivered his State of the Nation Address but there were some alternative addresses that went unreported. Fortunately, Angry Utterances (10) was there to bring you this exclusive report. The DA’s State of the indigNation Address … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Utterances (10), Uncategorized
Tagged jacob zuma's wives and children, julius malema, Mosiuoa Lekota, political parties in South Africa, political satire, President Jacob Zuma, South African satire, state of the indigNation, State of the Nation, state of the nation address, state of the nation puns, textbooks in limpopo, the State, Trevor Manuel
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When a boner is a mistake and other Word Cup games
“L” left the World in a Cape Times’ back-page headline on Wednesday. The headline: “Mourinho on Rooney: I think it is his Word Cup”. Imagine a Word Cup. There’d be anagrams gaoler. I mean there would be anagrams galore. Word … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Utterances (10)
Tagged Anagram, Bill Bryson, boner, captain america, electronic sackbut, Honduras will win the world cup, ironman, Julia Roberts, Mourinho, solid dick, Springbooks, supervocalic, supervocalics, Wayne Rooney, who will win the world cup, Word Cup, Words that sound dirty but aren’t, World Cup
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Jumping through adoption hoops
My parents sat me down. “Son,” said my dad, “your mother has something important to tell you.” I looked from my father to my mother. My mother took a deep breath and then dropped a bombshell. “You’re adopted.” “I can’t … Continue reading
Posted in Pop Psychology
Tagged adoption, Child Welfare adoption workshop, children, family, fart jokes, transracial adoption
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The key is opening the mystery cupboard
The cupboard door is closed. When I (eventually) moved out of my parents’ home I packed important paraphernalia I had hoarded over the years, and piled them into the cupboard in my childhood bedroom. I locked the door and put … Continue reading
