Monthly Archives: June 2014

State of the indigNation and the other SONAs you didn’t get to hear…

This week President Jacob Zuma delivered his State of the Nation Address but there were some alternative addresses that went unreported. Fortunately, Angry Utterances (10) was there to bring you this exclusive report. The DA’s State of the indigNation Address … Continue reading

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When a boner is a mistake and other Word Cup games

“L” left the World in a Cape Times’ back-page headline on Wednesday. The headline: “Mourinho on Rooney: I think it is his Word Cup”. Imagine a Word Cup. There’d be anagrams gaoler. I mean there would be anagrams galore. Word … Continue reading

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Jumping through adoption hoops

My parents sat me down. “Son,” said my dad, “your mother has something important to tell you.” I looked from my father to my mother. My mother took a deep breath and then dropped a bombshell. “You’re adopted.” “I can’t … Continue reading

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The key is opening the mystery cupboard

The cupboard door is closed. When I (eventually) moved out of my parents’ home I packed important paraphernalia I had hoarded over the years, and piled them into the cupboard in my childhood bedroom. I locked the door and put … Continue reading

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