Tag Archives: Jacob Zuma

Coming soon to a cinema near you: Catch Me If You Nkandla

ANC this, DA that, Agang this, EFF that. I’ve had politics up to my eyeballs. I’m all Zuma’d out, I’ve hit my Juju-quote quota and I’ve reached my Zille threshold. The best way to escape the political world is a … Continue reading

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Plugging into the App Ages can be a whole lot of Pun

We’ve survived the Ice Ages, seen the light at the end of the Dark Ages and have now arrived in the App Ages. Apps can tell you if there’s been an accident on your route home and, if so, the … Continue reading

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World’s shadiest Spinster: no porn intended

Welcome to Mac’s Masterclass in UberSpinning. What’s the best weapon in the spin doctor’s arsenal? Anyone? Anyone? Yes, you in the blue shirt. That’s right. The “I was taken out of context” excuse. If we break up the word, we … Continue reading

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Braai Day: Fillet… it is here!

When it comes to Heritage Day there’s a lot at steak. Traditionalists are furious that traitors with forked tongs have hijacked the day and turned it into Heretics Day. While the Heritage Day debate raged |confused recluses came out of … Continue reading

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Let the sunshine shine in, sunshine

Dear Editors If newspapers continue to publish bad news our citizens will immigrate to Mexico, which has zero crime. Why? Because the Mexican newspapers don’t report on it. Bad news is like a tree falling in a forest: if there’s … Continue reading

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Let’s get our EFFing name known and we’ll be in the pink, Floyd

Dear Floyd, I bet you’re still sleeping after the launch of the Economic Freedom Fighters. The journalist was right when she called you a lie-in bastard! With you and Kenny Kunene by my side, Floyd, we can really party. Nando’s. … Continue reading

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Spying on the Prez

You’re being spied on. They’re listening to your calls, monitoring your emails and scanning your Facebook status updates. They know what you’ve had for breakfast, they have pored over pictures of your cats and have analyzed the “cute things” your … Continue reading

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