Monthly Archives: September 2012

Celebrating the breast of British

Forget the fairytales, being a member of the royal family is not always happily-ever-after stuff. Poor Kate Middleton. After the Duchess of Cambridge’s (DoC) topless scandal, the Cape Times hacked into her cellphone to give you some insights into the … Continue reading

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Why I won’t be elected ANC president (and who will)

The country is gripped by the ANC’s power struggle. I can say without fear of contradiction that I won’t be chosen leader at the party’s elective conference in December. I’m not saying it just because I am modest or because … Continue reading

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Blair’s bare bush a better weapon than a cocked .22

  The crossword gods have a wicked sense of humour. Just ask The Arch, who was the answer to this Daily Telegraph clue: Archbishop’s expression of disapproval of the top people (4).* The Man of the Froth has been in … Continue reading

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