Monthly Archives: December 2012

Looking out for Number-One (oh, and Number-Two)

Soon after the ANC’s Top Six was announced at Mangaung Jacob Zuma and his new ANC deputy Cyril Ramaphosa exchanged text messages. In a world exclusive, I hacked into the power pair’s phones to bring you their private conversation. CR: … Continue reading

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My interview with Lady Gaga (aka Ms Steak)

Holy sherbet. The street is crawling with weird creatures of all shapes, sizes and hairstyles. What’s going on? It’s not Halloween. Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots up my spine. Holy bliksem. The Mayan end-of-the-world prophecy is coming true. I call … Continue reading

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