Monthly Archives: October 2014

Let’s get one thing clear, Mr Miyagi: Juju is no white belt…

Dear Diary RE: The Incredible Sulk The editor shouted at me like he’s never shouted at me before – even more than when I accidentally defamed his wife. The rebuke had nothing to do with my copy. It was my … Continue reading

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We’ll defend Noakes with our dairy rears

Dear Diary  Re: No ifs but a lot of butts The minister in charge of water and sanitation Nomvula Mokonyane said Cabinet ministers will use their buttocks to defend President Jacob Zuma. I decided I’d write a story to see … Continue reading

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