Monthly Archives: January 2012

King Illwill comes out of the closet

You drive your ship like a Ferrari and crash on rocks. You break the seafarer’s code and abandon the 4 200 passengers on board. A humiliating exchange between you and the coast guard captain is made public. You’re the butt … Continue reading

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A brainwave in the heatwave

When it gets hot people lose their cool My eyeballs are melting. Steam escapes from all sorts of orifices. My blood is bubbling. If I were a car I’d be on the side of the road with smoke pouring out … Continue reading

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G-Spot gyrations and handbrake turns as 2011 bikes the dust

A parking bay in Camps Bay is like the G-Spot – it exists but only for the chosen few; everybody else only gets to hear about it. Why the hell did we decide to spend the last day of 2011 … Continue reading

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