Monthly Archives: March 2013

Mayo the sauce not be with you

Yo, Sam, inane sauce is yucky! (10).* Who is Sam? Sam? The penny drops. This is surely a sign from the crossword gods. Spies tell me Samuel L Jackson is in town shooting a film called Kite – and I … Continue reading

Posted in Angry Utterances (10) | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Buy a donkey, but I’ll p-ass on the puny pun-making

Donkey found in assorted beef (3).* It’s not the first time a news headline has collided with a crossword clue. The clue made me realise that the recent hey-waiter-there’s-a-donkey-in-my-biltong scandal is just like solving a cryptic crossword. With cryptic puzzles, … Continue reading

Posted in Angry Utterances (10) | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Juju’s jazz is going for a song…

Julius Malema’s goodies went on auction last week to pay his R16 million tax bill. The taxman claims that Malema owes this money in connection with business earnings that didn’t match his tax declarations – surely not, you gasp, but … Continue reading

Posted in Angry Utterances (10) | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment