Monthly Archives: April 2013

Can I measure up? Can I suffer? Can I do the Epic?

They cross the finish line, pump the air with their fists and hug everyone in sight. The Absa Cape Epic finishers have pushed their bodies to the limits – and survived.  On 17 March, 1250 riders lined up to start … Continue reading

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Apart from that, here are clues you just love to heid

Attention: News Editors Press Release Embargo: None Subject: Know Your CLUES Issued by: His Crossiness Tom Clues Crossword Liberation United against all Evil (CLUE) is concerned that its contribution to the fight against apartheid is in danger of being airbrushed … Continue reading

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Unbeliebably rubbish guessed books comments

Justin Bieber picked up his pen. “Truly inspiring to be able to come here,” he wrote in the guestbook after visiting Anne Frank House in Amsterdam. “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.” His millions … Continue reading

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Shocking details: First Mandela now Vavi – Jansen plot uncovered

I wish Madiba would die – Jansen. Just when you think you know someone, you read a newspaper headline and that someone turns out to be a cold-blooded icon killer. I was wondering how cruel some people could be and … Continue reading

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Zuma’s CARbungle

Jacob Zuma got into a pussyvan on Tuesday. You could say the president’s timing was somewhat inappropriate. He was, after all, at a memorial service for the 13 soldiers killed in the Central African Republic when he got into a … Continue reading

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