Monthly Archives: March 2014

You always get something OUT – mostly OUTrage!

“We need you to name names,” she said. “I won’t,” I answered, determined to withstand the interrogation. I refused to become an informer, a traitor, a scab, a turncoat, a grass, a stool pigeon. I’d be strong. “Come on,” she … Continue reading

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Get taken for the ride of your life… at Nkandlaland

An anonymous source delivered an envelope to the Angry Utterances desk. All that was written on the label was this clue: Natal Nerd Pork (7, 6). After crunching the letters it soon became clear that this was the public protector’s … Continue reading

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For safety in Switzerland you need friends in high places

I climb into the chairlift. Sarah hops in next to me. “I’m nervous of heights,” she says. “We’ll be fine,” I reassure her. “What can go wrong?” We’re journalists on a media tour of Switzerland. It’s a white winter wonderland … Continue reading

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Cereal killer targets inbread carbosexuals

“D-d-dad,” says the boy. His eyes shift from his shoes to his father, back to his shoes. “D-d-dad,” he says. The boy’s father has his nose in a newspaper and is stumped by a crossword clue: Racy hot bread turns … Continue reading

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