Monthly Archives: November 2010

Crossword clue tyres me out

Cue: Eye of the Tiger soundtrack: Once in a while you’ve got to push the box, think outside the envelope and dig deep outside your comfort zone. Some ask the boss for a raise, some muster up the courage to … Continue reading

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Tomorrow we’ll try to take over The Twitter

“What are we going to do today, Juju?” “Floyd, we’re going to do the same thing we do every day!” “Oh, goodie, Juju, we’re going to pull down our pants and call journalists ‘agent bastards’. It’s going to be a … Continue reading

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The joys of farterhood

“Daddy,” said Rachel. I looked up from the newspaper at my daughter, who is almost 2. “Daddy,” she repeated. She had a terribly serious look on her face. I put the newspaper down and waited for her to say something … Continue reading

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Orgasmic crossword completion

My heart pounds. The Shrink is sweating. “Don’t stop,” she pleads. “We’re so close.” She groans and lets out a purr of pleasure. I reach for a cigarette and then I remember I don’t actually smoke. “We haven’t done that … Continue reading

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