Monthly Archives: October 2012

A cruisy furballist comes out of the crossword closet

“And I am…,” I start. It’s International Coming Out day – a day for secrets to be revealed, skeletons to leap out of closets and for the dark to be made light. I’ve assembled my family together to make a … Continue reading

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Service with a shrug

I know exactly what Julius Malema means when he says he’s a used condom. I know because I’m a South African consumer. We’re treated with contempt and indifference. In fact, a used condom probably feels less screwed over. My latest … Continue reading

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Juju makes heavy weather of trying to spear a job

Dear Floyd, Is it a coincidence that the first three letters of Thuli Madonsela’s surname are MAD? And please don’t point out that the first three letters of mine are MAL. I can’t move without the public protector pouncing on … Continue reading

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I’m aitching to airbrush H out of the alfabet

The news is depressing. It’s filled with who will be nominating whom, who will kill for whom and who said what to whom about who would kill for whom. In addition to the Marikana massacre, Malema mayhem and Mangaung meltdown … Continue reading

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Agent promises that ‘Juju Roast’ will be tender

Juju: I’m in trouble, Floyd. Floyd: Yes, the media says you’re being charged with R16 million for tax evasion. Juju: No, not that. That’s been taken out of context. I wanted to start a taxi business. I tried to register … Continue reading

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