Monthly Archives: October 2013

World’s shadiest Spinster: no porn intended

Welcome to Mac’s Masterclass in UberSpinning. What’s the best weapon in the spin doctor’s arsenal? Anyone? Anyone? Yes, you in the blue shirt. That’s right. The “I was taken out of context” excuse. If we break up the word, we … Continue reading

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Red October and Red Berets inspire Schuster switcheroo flick

From: Schucks@Schuster.com To: JujuM@Eff.co.za, TheHof@Sasol.co.za Subject: Red Berets and Red Balloons… Dear Juju and Steve, I’ve been suffering from movie block for months and last night I had a brainwave for a new flick. From: TheHof@Sasol.co.za To: Schucks@Schuster.com, JujuM@Eff.co.za Subject: … Continue reading

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Doctor’s orders, general disorder and two sick MPs (finish and klaar)

  Minutes of the meeting of the Medical Parolee Support Group (MPSG) Schabir Shaik: I call the meeting of the Medical Parolee Support Group to order. Who is present? Jackie Selebi: Did you say present? I told the judge I … Continue reading

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Eat, Love, Shower, Pray and other self-help books on Zuma’s bedside table

A political analyst caused a storm by suggesting Jacob Zuma did not read enough. “Of course the president reads,” explained his spokesperson MacBook Maharaj, “and not just classics like Career Opportunities for Origami Majors.” We go into Zuma’s bedroom for … Continue reading

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