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Sorry to offend but Hofmeyr gets a new sponsor: Eskom

Dear Diary RE: Dummy on Dummy violence Steve Hofmeyr has taken out an interdict against puppet Chester Missing. It all started when Hofmeyr tweeted: “Sorry to offend but in my books Blacks were the architects of Apartheid” and Chester went all … Continue reading

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Let’s get one thing clear, Mr Miyagi: Juju is no white belt…

Dear Diary RE: The Incredible Sulk The editor shouted at me like he’s never shouted at me before – even more than when I accidentally defamed his wife. The rebuke had nothing to do with my copy. It was my … Continue reading

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We’ll defend Noakes with our dairy rears

Dear Diary  Re: No ifs but a lot of butts The minister in charge of water and sanitation Nomvula Mokonyane said Cabinet ministers will use their buttocks to defend President Jacob Zuma. I decided I’d write a story to see … Continue reading

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Food fight in parliament, ice bucket challenge and the not-so-lucky lucky red jacket

Dear Diary It was my first day at work. I was so nervous. I went over the 4Ws and an H (what, when, where, why and how) that I was taught at journ school. I was settling down at a desk when … Continue reading

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State of the indigNation and the other SONAs you didn’t get to hear…

This week President Jacob Zuma delivered his State of the Nation Address but there were some alternative addresses that went unreported. Fortunately, Angry Utterances (10) was there to bring you this exclusive report. The DA’s State of the indigNation Address … Continue reading

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Juju’s plans for South EFFrica

The big surprise of the election, so the pundits tell us, is EFF securing a million-and-some votes. But what now for Julius Malema’s party? Angry Utterances’ reporter Drag Queen Leia (9,4) hacked into Juju’s cellphone and e-mail to bring this … Continue reading

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Red October and Red Berets inspire Schuster switcheroo flick

From: Schucks@Schuster.com To: JujuM@Eff.co.za, TheHof@Sasol.co.za Subject: Red Berets and Red Balloons… Dear Juju and Steve, I’ve been suffering from movie block for months and last night I had a brainwave for a new flick. From: TheHof@Sasol.co.za To: Schucks@Schuster.com, JujuM@Eff.co.za Subject: … Continue reading

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