Monthly Archives: May 2013

I want a horny pug to fry a thief

Fan of QI quizmaster wants a stepfather’s horny pug – now that’s quite interesting (7, 4, 9)*. I’m a fan of QI, the British comedy quiz that awards points for out-of-the-ordinary answers. According to the programme makers, the show “is … Continue reading

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SA flashes by and the names go clang clang clang

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick sick sick. The wheels on the bus go round and round. We’re in the car – my ignition is my very own private key point – and I’m trying to listen to … Continue reading

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There’s no sin I can’t spin

Dear Gupta brothers, The Gupta image could do with a thorough scrubbing. I can help. I’m in the reputation management business. People think you’re using your Zuma card to secure favours. I don’t see anything wrong with using one’s connections … Continue reading

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How to be the BEST!!! troll EVER! in the hole world!!

“HTFU,” Meentb told me. HTFU is troll trash-talk for “harden the f**k up”. MorewoodMad told me I was a “crap parent”. The German called me an “adolecent”. Eccentric1 said: “If you send a child of his age across a busy … Continue reading

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