Monthly Archives: August 2014

I am resigned

You’re gunning down the highway, take a corner. The car in front is stationary. Your phone rings at 3am. You’re home alone when you hear someone shuffle about in the next |door room. You hand in your resignation. Your heart … Continue reading

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Who pimped my CV? The Jekyll and Hyde world of Dr Jordan

In a quest to discover the truth about whether Pallo Jordan, er, doctored his CV, Angry Utterances sent the former minister some text messages. In a world exclusive we can reveal the strange case of Dr Jordan and Mr Pallo. … Continue reading

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Banting gets a kneading in Plum Pudding pun-off

“Feeling a bit light-headed?” Dave asked and then doubled over in fits of laughter. It had been a disaster. I had attached a mount to my helmet for a light and we had headed off for an early morning bike … Continue reading

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