Tag Archives: Leon Schuster

All hell breaks loose as @ChesterMissing and @Steve_Hofmeyr square up to rap-off

Dear Diary RE: Light-bulb moment We’re at a news conference when the Ed says that all the other newspapers will cover the Chester Missing versus Steve “The Hoff” Hofmeyr interdict case and, he asks, how can we make our coverage … Continue reading

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Red October and Red Berets inspire Schuster switcheroo flick

From: Schucks@Schuster.com To: JujuM@Eff.co.za, TheHof@Sasol.co.za Subject: Red Berets and Red Balloons… Dear Juju and Steve, I’ve been suffering from movie block for months and last night I had a brainwave for a new flick. From: TheHof@Sasol.co.za To: Schucks@Schuster.com, JujuM@Eff.co.za Subject: … Continue reading

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The who’s zoo of those who don’t take a pun lion down

“Where do caged animals relieve themselves?” I ask Joni The Jam, my crossword mistress. The Jam looks at me as if I’m mad. “There’s a reason for the saying, ‘Does a bear shi…’” We’re wandering around the zoo and I’m … Continue reading

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