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Kevin Pietersen’s text messages to the Proteas revealed

  The Kevin Pietersen SMS scandal inspired @aclueaday, one of the world’s finest cyber-cruciverbalists, to compile this crossword clue: Offensive messenger with even stinkier PE clobber (5,9).* The messages were about KP’s teammates – talk about a Bitch Report. I … Continue reading

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Save me from the police’s Smurfalizer

“Get the kids. ASAP and on the double!” I told The Shrink, my crossword comrade. “What’s the matter? What’s going on?” she asked. “Smurfs. I’ve seen Smurfs running around Rondebosch Common. Real live Smurfs! I’m going to invite Smurfette for supper. … Continue reading

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