Tag Archives: EFF

Food fight in parliament, ice bucket challenge and the not-so-lucky lucky red jacket

Dear Diary It was my first day at work. I was so nervous. I went over the 4Ws and an H (what, when, where, why and how) that I was taught at journ school. I was settling down at a desk when … Continue reading

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Juju’s plans for South EFFrica

The big surprise of the election, so the pundits tell us, is EFF securing a million-and-some votes. But what now for Julius Malema’s party? Angry Utterances’ reporter Drag Queen Leia (9,4) hacked into Juju’s cellphone and e-mail to bring this … Continue reading

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Keep your eyes on the prize: How parties plan to win your vote

Election season has started and strategists, spin doctors and spokesmen are firing on full dial-a-quote cylinders. Politicians will do anything to get your vote – and when you give them your cross just hope you don’t get double-crossed in return. … Continue reading

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Red October and Red Berets inspire Schuster switcheroo flick

From: Schucks@Schuster.com To: JujuM@Eff.co.za, TheHof@Sasol.co.za Subject: Red Berets and Red Balloons… Dear Juju and Steve, I’ve been suffering from movie block for months and last night I had a brainwave for a new flick. From: TheHof@Sasol.co.za To: Schucks@Schuster.com, JujuM@Eff.co.za Subject: … Continue reading

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Minister of Eye’er Education sees red

Ism (10). The clue plops into my e-mail. This cruel clue compiled by a Times of London cruciverbalist has been sent by Joe Faddell, an avid crossword solver. Ism? Three letters that give a 10-letter solution? What is an Ism? … Continue reading

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Let’s get our EFFing name known and we’ll be in the pink, Floyd

Dear Floyd, I bet you’re still sleeping after the launch of the Economic Freedom Fighters. The journalist was right when she called you a lie-in bastard! With you and Kenny Kunene by my side, Floyd, we can really party. Nando’s. … Continue reading

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