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We’ll defend Noakes with our dairy rears

Dear Diary  Re: No ifs but a lot of butts The minister in charge of water and sanitation Nomvula Mokonyane said Cabinet ministers will use their buttocks to defend President Jacob Zuma. I decided I’d write a story to see … Continue reading

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Banting gets a kneading in Plum Pudding pun-off

“Feeling a bit light-headed?” Dave asked and then doubled over in fits of laughter. It had been a disaster. I had attached a mount to my helmet for a light and we had headed off for an early morning bike … Continue reading

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