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We’ll defend Noakes with our dairy rears

Dear Diary  Re: No ifs but a lot of butts The minister in charge of water and sanitation Nomvula Mokonyane said Cabinet ministers will use their buttocks to defend President Jacob Zuma. I decided I’d write a story to see … Continue reading

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Braai Day: Fillet… it is here!

When it comes to Heritage Day there’s a lot at steak. Traditionalists are furious that traitors with forked tongs have hijacked the day and turned it into Heretics Day. While the Heritage Day debate raged |confused recluses came out of … Continue reading

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